12/04/2024

Book review: No Brainer


 


When I’m gone, I hope my family doesn’t try and bring ME back to life. Because if coming back means having to babysit my great-great-great grandkids, I’d rather everyone just let me rest in peace.

Release date: October 24, 2023

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This is undeniably undisputedly the WORST Wimpy Kid book ever. I’d rather watch The Long Haul 25 times instead of reading this five times. First of all, these events are so unrealistic it makes me wonder if Jeff Kinney ACTUALLY went to school. Not once have I seen ads anywhere in my classroom, hallways or playground at school. And nowhere at my school I have seen any signs of my principal being a robot. Although, I almost never see him. I wonder what he could be doing in his leisure time.

Secondly, the jokes and gags are delivered terribly. With little to no description of the events, a slow paced events of order, my expectations for this book were not met. Everyone thought the book was going to be like the first one, but it was actually terrible.

AND THE FUDGEDOG SIDE PLOT IS RIDICULOUS. Cities, schools, clashing over some chocolate tofu? Which, by the way, sounds DISGUSTING. I just wonder how Jeff Kinney comes up with this, in a bad way.

AVOID THIS BOOK.

Rating: 0/5

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